Hopeless Romantic

Dear Marsha, My wife says I am not romantic.  What is romantic? I have taken her out to eat at nice restaurants, and I tell her daily that I love her, but I am still not considered romantic. Please Help,…

Regretful

Dear Marsha, I have cheated on my spouse a few months back and I need to know if I should tell my secret or keep it to myself. If I tell, then how do you suppose I bring it up?…

Passing Gas

Dear Marsha, What is an appropriate word for a 4 yr. old to call a fart?  It tends to be embarrassing on us as parents when our child yells out “Mommy I Farted” in public. Thanks, Passing Gas Dear Passing…